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"But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn’t know, you know, there’s a reaction that’s been bred in our experiences that don’t go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that’s just the nature of race in our society."
- Barack Obama, March, 2008
 
 

Great Moments in Typical White Person History

3 AD – Whites steal the game of polo from Tibet. Tibetans subsequently attempted to reclaim the game in the Polo Wars of the second century but were stopped at the gates of the first exclusively white country club when their names were not found to be on the list.

1693 – End of the Bubonic Plague. Whew.

1805 – First bleaching of flour. Need we say more? I mean, seriously, we’re talking about white bread, doughnuts, Twinkies, and hot-dog buns.

1927 – The first Volvo rolled off the assembly line, causing elation among white Democrats everywhere.

1968 – Disco was invented, completely masking the dancer’s lack of ability and thereby increasing the odds of a successful white mating ritual.

2008 – Presidential hopeful Barack Obama insulted his grandmother by calling her a “typical white person” who is plagued by fear of anyone different from herself. Naturally, this led to a line of distinctive leisurewear for the discriminating Typical White Person!